Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The Most Annoying Movie Cliches

1. When someone asks a secret and the other person replies, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
2. The villain usually has an outrageously elaborate plan to take over the world
3. The villain makes a long and boring speech before trying to kill the good guy instead of just doing it right away
4. The black guy saying, "That's what I'm talkin' about"
5. The dumbest person in the movie almost always plays the annoying sidekick
6. Someone hides in the house instead of running out of the front door
7. The good guy/hero never runs out of bullets or needs reloading
8. When running from a serial killer/psycho/villain, the victim runs and trips but the killer walks really slow
9. The cops almost always show up to the scene of the crime after the whole thing is over
10. The Nine Lives Effect: The killer is presumed dead, but still gets up at least two or three more times
11. When someone wants to get away in a car, it almost always doesn't start
12. The best friend/neighbor/wife sneaks up on the someone
13. The hero and villain stand on opposite sides and run really fast toward one another
14. The victim in a horror movie sits sprawled on the floor waiting for the killer to murder them instead of running away
15. The Cry-Wolf Effect: When someone sees a monster and tries to show it to other people it's never there
16. The girl and guy hate each other's guts and by the end of the film they're in love
17. The best friend always sleeps with their friends' girlfriend/boyfriend
18. Explosions are always in slow motion
19. The car never runs out of gas
20. In every horror film it's either dark or raining or lightning/thundering outside

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