Film Quote of the Day

Ray Peterson: It's Walter's toupee...very nice, right on the stove. 
Mr. Rumsfield: One thing about these old guys - they never leave the house without their hair. Walter left this house in a big hurry. 

-The 'Burbs, 1989

Film Quote of the Day

Stupid Soldier: Hey... I thought you were tied up.

Joaquin Murrieta: That is because you are stupid.

-The Mask of Zorro, 1998

Film Quote of the Day

Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica Sawyer: You're throwing your life away to become a statistic in the U.S. fucking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.

-Heathers, 1988

Quote of the Day

Prince Humperdink: First things first, to the death. 

Westley: No. To the pain. 
Prince Humperdink: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. 
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. 

- The Princess Bride, 1987

Film Quote of the Day

Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany those are the Christmas lights.

-National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, 1989

Film Quote of the Day

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I am a scientist, not a philosopher! You have more chance of reanimating this scalpel than you have of mending a broken nervous system! 
Medical Student: But what about your grandfather's work, sir? 
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: My grandfather's work was doodoo!

~Young Frankenstein, 1974

Film Quote of the Day

Caroline: You getting a headache?
Marion Crane: It'll pass. Headaches are like resolutions...you forget them soon as they stop hurting.

-Psycho, 1960

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Mr. Braddock: Ben, this whole idea sounds pretty half-baked. 
Benjamin: Oh, it's not. It's completely baked.

- The Graduate, 1967

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Danny Vinyard: So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.


-American History X, 1998

Film Quote of the Day

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! Listen to what I say! 
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say? 

-Happy Gilmore, 1996

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Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart:  Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?!

-Blazing Saddles, 1974

Film Quote of the Day

Marty McFly: Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88. 
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. 

-Back to the Future, 1985

Film Quote of the Day

Robbie: I don't even know your last name. 
Glenn: It's Guglia. 
Robbie: Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny! 
Glenn: Why is that funny? 
Robbie: I - don't know. 

-The Wedding Singer, 1998

Film Quote of the Day

Andie: You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane.
Duckie: Blane? His name is Blane?! Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

- Pretty in Pink, 1986

Film Quote of the Day

Jonathan Harker: She's alive?

Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu.

Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?

- Dracula Dead and Loving It, 1995

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Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

-Spaceballs, 1987

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Old King Cole: I'll give 50,000 guineas for the capture of that scoundrel dead or alive.
Stannie Dum: Dead or Alive?
Old King Cole: Dead or Alive!
Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind which way you want him?

-Babes in Toyland, 1934

Film Quote of the Day

Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!

-National Lampoon's Animal House, 1978

Film Quote of the Day

Argus Filch: Students out of bed! Students out of bed! Students out of bed!
Minerva McGonagall: They are supposed to be out of bed you blithering idiot!

-Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2, 2011